Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Daughter Brazilian Wax

fandom_works @ 2007-06-05T10: 03:00

Reena developments: (getting angry at his office followed by Silphiel) TWO MONTHS! We have almost two months without posting anything! How we could reach such a situation?!

Silphiel: Please note that Amber is now in the middle of exam time, so it's not very inspired to say ... Reena

: Those are excuses! We have not even finished with the previous post!

Ussop: (far) would not let me explain quiet! ; _;

Reena: And, just in times of stress is pre-examination that he feels more inspired Amber!

Silphiel: But this time it is taking seriously ^ ^ U

Reena: Amber exams taken seriously?? Hahahaha, come on, do not make me laugh!

* In the real world, we see Amber get typing schemes all

* Amber: Shit exotic animals, and I hate you! TT_TT

* re *

Fandom Works Reena: In any case, this requires drastic measures! Call heads of section fanfics and fanarts for an emergency meeting, and to hurry!

Silphiel: S-yes! (Runs away and returns after fifteen minutes bringing with Mustang and Hawkeye and Meryl and Milly)

Reena: (looking surprised at these last two) a minute, what do you here? Where is Zelgadis?

Milly: He's gone to the bar across the street for coffee and left us in charge to us ^ ^

Reena: Again?! I think I'll have to talk to him seriously, his coffee addiction is going too far ¬ ¬ U

* In the bar across the street, we see Zelgadis leave the men's restroom *

Barman: Hey ... you are the opposite of Fandom Works right?

Zel: Yes Why?

Barman: (in a tone calm but with a vein highlighted) I can ask ... why every time you come to my bar is just to go to the bathroom?

Zel: We note you have not been the only bathroom of the offices ¬ ¬ U (makes gesture of leave)

Barman: FROM NOW AS A CHARGE FOR ENTER OS THINK! And another thing, let Pivot and toilet paper! Zel

(which we see with a slip of paper poking debun pocket) How be known? O_o

* re *

Fandom Works Reena: Well, back to topic ... Mustang, How will you start on your section?

Roy: Well, there has been many things since Amber-san is in full training but ... (Takes a list that tends Riza) last month did a fanart of Chihiro for May Versions Artbox forum ... which could only deliver on time the ink drawing. The color is still in process. Reena

: And may I ask why all the delay? ¬ ¬

Roy: We started very late due to several of my ... "Subordinate" went on strike ...

* Section fanarts, we see Ed, Luffy and sat online Sanz. Next to the first is a sign that says "On strike until the Colonel was always on top the ground." By the second, another that says "On strike until we get more meat" and next to the third one that says "On strike until I change the section" *

Reena: Well, what by your side, why?

Meryl: (read the list a moment and sighed, passes to Milly) Go, read it yourself, it gives me cringe ...

Milly: (enthusiastically) Sure, Sempai! Well, we in the process of progress: Chapter 4 of "Michelle", Chapters 4 through 8 of "Slayers Past", chapter 3 of "The Way We Were" ... Reena

: Yes, yes, all that was so two months ago ... The question is have we advanced anything?

Milly: Yes! Last week Amber wrote something in Chapter 8 of Slayers Past

Reena: Yes? * __ * And how have we come?

Milly: A seven-line paragraph!

(Reena is dropped)

Reena: (getting into a rage) UPDATE BUT WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! NOT, NOT ALL OF MY SIGHT!

(all flee in terror, leaving Reena alone. It sits at his desk, drumming his fingers on its surface. Suddenly call at the door)

Gaudy, from the other side of the door) Reena "I can spend? Reena

: Leave me alone, Gaudy, not in the mood today ¬ ¬ #

Gaudy (showing through a crack in the door between open) But I said Spirou tell you that there are some gentlemen below who want to they pay the rent ... Reena

: HE SAID THAT LEAVE ME ALONE!

(He throws a vase but Gaudy, accustomed to Reena aggressive attacks, dodges and the vase just slamming the door. Undeterred, approaches the table and left on her bills, which automatically Renna catches fire)

Gaudy: Since I know you think I'm not smart enough to Solucionarte problems, but if you'd tell me what you get you feel better do not you think? Reena

: (resigned sigh and then start) happens that in this office no one takes their job seriously ¬ ¬ #

Gaudy, True, two months ago that we do not update the journal ... hum ... (Makes a face of mental concentration) And if we do another "The rich Drabble? Reena

: If Amber does not feel inspired to continue their fics in progress, I doubt that it is to write a new drabbles ¬ ¬ U

Gaudy (reset to think) And if we publish something that we're done ? Reena

: All that ended, we published in ff.net or deviantart ... Contrary to our policy of not posting anything here that it were not already posted! Gaudy

: Yeah but ... there may be people who have not read fics Amber never right? And if we publish, say the first chapter of every fic, we could make a lot of publicity is not it?

(Reena starts out of his reverie and looks Gaudy surprise. Rose suddenly and requires him to face her)

Reena: Gaudy have you drunk? Gaudy

· _ ·? No. .. why? Reena

: Because you had a great idea, knucklehead!

Gaudy: Really? Reena

: Of course I'm serious! (Leaves the office with new energy and begins to announce to all present) Attention all! We're re-launching this site! Everyone look at the old files and remove all that is finished enough to be shown!

Meryl: The ... finished fanfic chapters in progress too? Reena

: Those above! If we receive many donations that could encourage Amber to finish which is outstanding!

Milly: At your service, super-big boss! Reena

: Come, come, hustler, update even with a more post before exam season begins! BOYS MIND WITH WIN ...!


+ FIN +

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Fastest Internal Hard Drive 2010

Things you draw when bored in class

Ussopp Episode: Welcome back! Ussopp am the great, the boss of the section of fanarts ... Edward

: (appearing from behind, carrying a lot of drawings without scanning backward) If, now, you the boss ... ¬ ¬ U Go, do not lie, everyone knows that the manager of the fanarts section is Mustang ... unfortunately for me ...

Luffy: Is that Ussopp is, always comes with a tall tale! (Chuckles)

Zoro: Yeah, but you could say things more believable ...

Ussopp: (Interrupts them) Well, it already! (Clears and re-addressing the audience) Well, last week the fanfics section outlined several drabbles ... so I said: "The thing can not be so, we must go!"

Alphonse: (explaining to visitors) Actually, that's what the Colonel said ...

Ussopp: (Still with the explanation despite interruptions) ... and as a great strategist who I am, I thought it was the right time to show you never seen!

Luffy: What, what? Drawings of food?

Goyjo: (ironically) a finished drawing, perhaps?

Ussopp: Let me say at once and do not interrupt me more! (Coughs again) Because, of course, Amber is primarily a restless soul with a vivid imagination ... Sometimes inspiration comes in the midst of University classes, so it takes to translate their ideas into the first thing that caught by hand ... If this is a fanart, most of the time often used the same notebook ...

Len: It gets to draw in class instead of taking notes? No wonder then stop, should be more disciplined ... Horo-Horo

: I understand it perfectly ... some classes are deadly boring!

Yoh: In addition, the idea is the inspiration, no? Hehe ...

Ussopp: I said interrupt it already! Anyway ... what we present here and now are just some of these works of art in pencil, pen or the Amber puntafina decorate their notebooks ... What she calls "The things I draw when bored in class!

Edward: It could have been a little more original search for the title right? ¬ ¬ U

Ussopp: So ladies and gentlemen, permítenme I, the Great Captain Ussopp, I present the pictures that are under the cut ... Come and see!




1)

Usopp: Well, this drawing is an original character of Amber, Rumiko Akirazaki, aka Akira. It was created as part of a project devised comic before moving manga style ...

Goku: And why then is in manga style?

Usopp: Well, because this picture is after then ... also the character and was originally a manga style to highlight his Japanese citizenship y. ..

Luffy: So now is a project manga?

Ussop: Noooo, what happens is that she's drawn in manga style, but the rest of the characters are in another style ...

Goyjo: Which one?

Usopp: Well ... (Scratches head) I do not know, was originally to be a comic in European style I think ...

Zoro: And there is a bit odd combination of manga and Europe?

Goku: So it's a manga-European?

Luffy: Manga-European? That sounds nice!

Ren: But centuries ago that Amber does not draw in European style, it would be impossible to return to the style of earlier ...

Luffy: Jo, it no longer sounds so cool ...

Usopp: Okay Now > _ \u0026lt;And pebbles, I have to keep showing me pictures and not concentrate ...

2)

Usopp: This character is part of another project even without making ...

Luffy: Another manga-European?

Usopp: Nooo, this is already manga-manga ... The project is called "Vampire Blues" and this is one of the characters that appear in the story, Ohura Mbobo, a vampire of African origin ...

Yoh: But ... vampires do not have to be pale?

Goyjo: And what? It's like a quesote! (Kapa brightness in his eyes out XD)

Usopp: Aaaargh, with you can not explain anything! Finally, we turn to something else, and tell you what the story another time ...

3)

Usopp: This is a character design that Amber made for a fic together thegrandline forum ...

Al: Which fandom?

Usopp: De One Piece, of course! (Smiles face smartass)

Luffy: Ah, yes, I agree! (Laughs) That fic itself that was cool!

Zoro: Yeah, but never completed because the authors could not agree to the final ... Horo-Horo

: Hey, that guy seems to Sephiroth?

Usopp: Who? (Fixed) Ah, well ... Darkstar is supposed to be one of the original characters of the fic ... Yoh

Go, it is true that seems Sephiroth! (Laughs)

Usopp: Well, the design was a cross between Sephiroth and Gaarv of Slayers, but ...

Ed: No, that's nothing, blue hair is right, Sephiroth is nailed to

Goyjo: Yes, I think the same, is Sephiroth

Al: Yes, it's Sephiroth certainly

Ren: For once I agree with Loro-Loro ... Horo-Horo

: Horo-Horo is! > _ \u0026lt;And stop saying my name wrong on purpose! ¬ ¬ #

Usopp: Okay Now And who cares who looks like?

Zoro: Not that it seems, is that it is.

Goku: Hey, so if that is Sephiroth ... the girl who would?

Goyjo: Places to look like characters from Final Fantasy, I think this has an air of Yuffie ...

Usopp: Enough! > _ \u0026lt; Not that's Yuffie, Sephiroth or the other, nor am I willing to keep holding your conclusions chorras! I will move to the next before it gets out of mother ... Horo-Horo

: Wait, we have not yet got like the third character!

Usopp: ¬ ¬ #

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Which Country Has The Lowest And Highest Bmi?

[Fanfics] The rich Drabble! Welcome to Fandom

Meryl: Welcome back! We Stryffe Meryl and Milly Thompson, fanfics section.

Milly: What nerve, eh, Sempai? Our first post!

Meryl: More makes me nervous to know that Vash is on the loose by the company-_-U ... Finally, in this, as my colleague has already mentioned, the first post we will expose made by Amber drabbles for the "The rich Drabble!

Milly: We thank all the friends of his friend-list who made their collaboration applications (bows) Thank you, Amber is back to be inspired!

Meryl: And as we said our company motto "Your inspiration is our goal!" So without further ado I invite you to read under the lj-cuts to find the drabbles. Enjoy them and come back whenever you want!

Milly: ... Well, Sempai, now what do we do? Meryl

: Complete our report on Vash ... we still have work to do ...! (Leave)



- Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward / Winry, "I break and I mondo", English, requested by: [info] kuinita (400 words)

- Juajuajuajuajuaaaa!
- Ed, not funny!
- to me yeah! Juajuajuajuaaa!
- do I give you the key?!
- What's here?

When rushed in the room, Alphonse Winry found a blushing from head to toe, looking angrily to Ed that rolled on the ground clutching his stomach from laughing so hard.

- No, your brother, who is stupid and likes to laugh at the misfortunes of others! - Winry snapped with rage.
- Juajuajuajuaaa! Mother, is that birth me and me mondo! Juajuajuaaaa! - Edward meanwhile was laughing uncontrollably.
- But can you explain to me why all this? - Wanted to know

Al Winry sighed long and hard before deciding to give the necessary explanations.

- Well, you see ... - began she coyly - and you know that a few days ago I asked Ed if I could take to eat there ...
- Yes, of course, the appointment, I know what?
- Well .... I had long fancied a nice dress, a mauve, and decided to buy a catalog to premiere the day of the event ...
- Aha ...
- It turns out that ... well today I finally reached her dress.
- That's good, right? - Al looked at her strangely, not understanding.
- No, it's not! They were wrong dress!
- Juajuajuajua! - Ed's laughter rose in volume.
- Well ... there is no reason to get angry, those things happen sometimes, you just have to return it ...
- That's not why I'm angry! - Replied the girl - is that instead of that he had asked, I have sent ... it!

For a moment was speechless at seeing the garment Winry was showing. A pink dress fuchsia, canary yellow with several leaflets and a rose of blue and green in the center.

was the most ridiculous thing I had ever seen.

- Pfff! P-Forgiving, Winry is ... - When I could barely contain the urge to laugh - No, not that I want to make fun but ... hahaha! Ay, delivery me ...!
- Do you?! - It is even more angry - at least I thought you'd be more sympathetic to my situation! - The girl left the room slamming the door. Not that the brothers Elric did stop laugh - Humpf ... so do I bother, if all the guys are the same ...





- Yugi-Oh, dark magician, "noir" Inglés requested by: [info] drakys (200 words)

It all started with an inocent question from Joey.

“Yugi… why do you like black colour so much?”

“What’s that question for?” asked Yugi

“You know, you are so fond of dark things… you like to wear dark clothes, your bed sheets are black, lately you’re putting black candels in your room… and your favorite card is the Dark Magician!”

At the mention of his name, the spirit of the card, normally very respecteful with his master’s conversations, payed more attention.

“See, we’ve been buddies for so long, I know your personnality very well… and honestly, it doesn’t suit you!”

Yugi simply smiled. The dark magician spirit observed in silence.

“You know, Joey… some people asociate ‘black’ with ‘bad’… but there are black things that are good!”

“Oh, yeah? Tell me one!”

“Well… Maybe black-haired girls?”

“I personnally preffer blonde ones.”

“There are also black dogs…”

“They are scary… and they bite!”

“And… Black magicians!” the young one finished showing his favorite card.

Joey contempled the card for an instant. It was It Was A true good card HAD That history helped friend in hard times ...

"Well ... I can not refute ... That argument" he admited. The dark magician

Smiled With Proud.





- Fairy Tail, Gray, "warmth", French, solicitado por: [info] drakys (100 palabras)

Fairy tail, most Magi's comunaté slept upstairs. Only the Magi from the second floor were entitled to a single room. So the meeting room was also used as dormitoire improvised, and when the time came, Mirajan foreclosed tables and chairs, leaving space for futons.

And Gray, who in normal conditions was able to stay in cançelon even in winter, was still asleep next to Natsu, seeking the warmth that his body exudes.

Although RISC Brullé be with incendiary breath he sometimes threw in her sleep.





- Los Simpsons, Homer to Bart, "Yo no he sido", Español, solicitado por: [info] ojito_pensante (200 words)


- Bart! Where did you hide?!
- I have not been, Homer!
- Do not lie, I know you've caught you!
- That I swear it was not me!
- You will be piece of ...!

Without the insults he had said that he was about to drop, Homer grabbed his son's neck and started strangling him to make him confess the truth.

- Homer, what happens? - Marge looked out the kitchen door, attracted by the scandal from the room.
- Let me go, Marge! I know it was this which has me won control of the TV!
- Dad, what control has the dog. - Said Lisa. Homer turned around and saw horrified Assistant Santa Claus with the remote between his teeth, nibbling and filling it with spittle.
- Arrrgh! Pooch Piece of ...! - Homer Bart let go and began to drown out his next victim without mercy.

That evening, after dinner, Bart took two strips of bacon as a prize Helper. To train your dog to do things for him to steal and use as a scapegoat, had been better than expected ...





- Spirou and Fantasio Fantasio / Seccotine, "Do not change", French, solicitado por: [info] krystalyne (500 palabras)

A hand pica twice to open the door Fantasio's office.

- Can I enter?
- No!

Seccotine went anyway and sat in a swivel chair, staring at his colégue go from one to the other side of the room, leaving records Classia, tapping the protable and classifying new cases.

- You know, stress is not good ... at work - she said, mockingly.
- I'm in a hurry! - He replied grumpy - I must inform this issue before going to see Mr. Dupuis ... he asked for a report al'Inde happy and I must come first ... And before you say anything, no, you can not go with us! - Added addressing it - Every time you come, you my picks the scoop!
- But ...
- No, I do not suplies, I know you too well ...! Heck, the printer does not work anymore!

Seccotine lowered his head in sad Fantasio the ignorant, too run property by addressing the problem with the printer.

- You'll never change ... - She said - Always with me ... if suspicious
- I have my Raisson to be! No, but why will not this damn ...!
- You say you know me well, but there are things inside me you came to collect ...
- Really? Who, for example? ... Raaah, and mail without even listed! Gaston will hear me ...!
- For example ... you wound me LOTS.
- I can not te-Q ... why?

The blonde dropped the pile of papers he had in his hand, surprised by this statement so sudden. The young woman sourriait, reddened cheeks and innocent air.

- But how, uh, I mean you, uh ... - Fantasio was too confused to know how to react in that moment - when you say ... I wound you, uh ... you mean "I love you well" or ... ?
- I mean - said she approached more to it - you wound me the sufficient - she ran a finger through his pointrine, choosing it and placing it back - to do this ...
- to-stop! - Fantasio was broke the wall without posibility exhaust of the blonde, who would lean toward him - What do you manufacture yourself?! A lower

interrupted. A down soft, seductive and urgent at a time, to which he replied after taking out such a shock to initial positions. When lips were parted, they looked at the games, takes the breath. Finally, Fantasio fell on his Highchair, relaxed and smiling idiot in the corner, while Seccotine turned away, lying to him.

- Oh, I forgot to tell you ... I had already taken this story for India. - As if she said anything, showing her a plane ticket. The blond

plaissir passed the softer the wildest range in a vintage second.

- TU ... you have deceived me! Tricheuse! CHIPIE! FILLE DE!

Seccotine buerau sorta du écouter sans plus insults them are colleagues. If elle même s'avait plaigné avant, elle ne En réalité qu'il voulait change jamais, il était mignon quand il if fâchait ...!